Monday, March 6, 2017

Break!... YOUZ Walt Disney World plans... "Nah! It's Disney! Go To The Bathroom And Get In The Car; We Are Going Anyway!



"If you find out your kid is going to 
need a full leg cast the day before 
you leave for Disney, go anyway. 
They took such good care of us. 
And kudos to Luigi"...
(serving as "Mom-Dad") 
"for doing a lot of the heavy lifting. 
   We made some great memories!"    
                          Maggie

Ok, now which one of youz is Luigi..
Just kidding...I knowz.  (Best NY accent)
Luigi you are a fine...no...  ONE OF 
THE FINEST (specimens of MAN) that 
existed on this planet before entering 
Orlando.  So I wouldn't think going to 
"WHERE DREAMS COME TRUE"
would have changed that.

I know this based on 3 hours of 
RESEARCH per week over the course
 of 2 years called  THE "MOM'S" GROUP.  Where, thank's to you, I was able to talk
about Super Bowls 49 & 50,  and 
Germany's Win At The World Cup

Luigi is a Great "Mom-Dad", a term used 
by my children for me for 6 years now.

Not intentionally, It just happens that 
most children say, "Mom" naturally to the person they spend most of their younger, formidable years with before their brain realizes the facial hair and instictively 
(AND QUICKLY) adds, "DAD" before 
society realizes how unattractive their 
mislabelled "MOM" really is.

Luis, Momma wanted to tout your skills, 
and I will VALIDATE their existence for the average human, otherwise known as FACEBOOK FRIENDS (youz peoples).

You see, Mom's, true Mom's, go
unrecognized for the work they do
 for another 36 years or so when 
Mom's babies come of age and 
begin the birthing process.

If and when the time arrives
 with the bundle of third generation 
stork, "Mom's" true "Joy of Life" 
will stay perched. After 6 months or so, mobility ensues and Child-proofing 
and Grandchild-proofing begins.

Happy Mother's Day
including Dad-Mom's and 
Grandmother's everywhere
From the Land
WHERE DREAMS COME TRUE.

MAY YOURS!




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