DIVINE IRONY with introduction

Yesterday. I JABBED at the current US
PRESIDENT in an effort to be funny.
Based on your responses, success was
ACHIEVED And surpassed

The piece was NOT Politically charged and therefore, well received.

So, if at first you don't succeed...
Well I did, so, so..

If at first, you do succeed...
PUSH THE ENVELOPE.
RIGHT

YESTERDAY, DONALD TRUMP,
Today, the Pope

This is not self generated, but humorous I feel it worthy.

A Man Who Smelled Like Beer And Had Lipstick All Over His Face Sat Next To Priest. But Their Conversation Is $

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a bus seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"
"My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man."
"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.
"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
#jokes #usapost

https://usapost.org/jokes/a-man-who-smelled-like-beer-and-had-lipstick-all-over-his-face-sat-next-to-priest-but-their-conversation-is-hysterical