Friday, March 3, 2017

Party of FIVE (5)

6 hours ago I responded to the picture below.

My initial Male responsewas:

At least, You Are Female
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Shortly afterward, brainiac me

Sorry the male part of my 
brain just woke up.  
He said,
"Tell her you have 4 brothers."
(I... really do have 4.
They are beautiful specimens)
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Which generated the following:

But do you offer 
quality french fries 🤔
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Witfully, I replied quickly , twice:
on behalf of the family, I knew 
Not, with whom I was dealing.

(Me Qui) for Mais oui
translates as,  But YES

I quickly followed phonetically with

"May we??? American correct."

(The nuns are beating me as i type.)

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Like a true restaurateur, I followed:

Our fries are the best french fries.

Idaho Russett potatoes put through a veggie press and cut lengthwise in 3/8" x 3/8" pieces of decadence.

Then deep fried 6 minutes until Golden brown. Ultimately, they are ever so lightly saltened.

We Irish.  Know Our Taters.

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Having finished wrapping up 

Our first virtual customer,
I offered,

"I am sighing because I made myself hungry now."

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Our first customer commended my efforts by saying,
"I am too, now. Lol. thanks for that."

(Thank you, Lady A, for your patronage)

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