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THANKS H.H.
Omgosh! We went to Burger king for a late lunch and when we were bout to leave this older black lady came in looking like a train wreck with huge 80's lip stick on and a rag on her head and looked like the lady on cable a long time ago that was like Jamaican and would read your future or some shit. Then she was talking about how pretty my daughter is. So we left and as we were walking home she waived me down so i walked up to her and she gave my daughter a bag of easter candy she had bought. She proceeded to tell me that my daughter looked just like her daughters did and that she had twins by rape when she was 9. So you know the eyebrow goes up when she said 9 but i'm going to shine her on as my eldest brother used to say. She goes off on this tangent about her uncle being some pro wrestler that raped her and i'm still listening because i know nothing about wresting. She's telling me how he shot her in the head 3 times and she been shot in the heart 6 times and the leg and it's totally wild and then she says that her dad is Clint Eastwood and at that point the alarms were sounding in my head. Then she was rambling something else about her dad being the head of General Motors or some shit and i'm like ok, thanks for the candy. Gotta go.
(Great SAVE, HH.)
MY COMMENT:
i know rite. hate it when the stories detract from the point... kudos for staying on point... "thanks for the candy."
makes me wonder how shit went down when the first Easter basket was given...
"Here children. Have this glorious basket of candy. Chocolate eggs AND the marshmallow bunnies that laid them." What thr muva you say? A bunny laid a egg? what happened to the chicken. he was ... 3x and the rabbit was so fast he stepped in to take attention off the chicken. Well what happened to the chicken?
With the Easter bunny's newfound stardom also came the origin of bbq chicken. I love Easter.
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