fun with the English laguage
My Grammy sends me her first text today
My Gentleman FRIEND
texted me on Messenger last night.
(I KNOW... FACEBOOK HAS A FRIEND)
His message said,
"ok having trouble with my cellphone. hooking up wifi now."
I dont know what he meant so i waited.
And he hangs up on me.
Ok though. I thought...
He is only a FACEBOOK FRIEND.
Then he calls me back and apologizes.
So we re good again.
we chat a little while more.
Then as the evening goes on
he sends me the message
"My signal is down on the router."
So I told him,
"its ok, Honey,
I have some medicine to help with that. That is what VIAGRA is for.
Do you need 50 or 100 mg?
I've ģot both."
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