after reading politican banter this am asking for his assisted suicide i posted this
You would think we as Americans could resolve ourselves to be happy with 44-1 results of hearing across the teletype machine
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
TREASURY DEPARTMENT'S
DEPARTMENT OF SECRET SERVICE
reports that due to gunfire, friendly or otherwise,
EXECUTIVE BRANCH states that BLACKHAWK 1 IS DOWN.
After a full search of the aircraft there is reportedly only 1 fatality. Un*Eagle 1 is terminated, yet by the Grace of GOD, whom we are no longer permitted to discuss, nor thank, the First Lady has remarkably survived.
Eagle 1 has unknown markings all over the back of his head, but after paint chips were found and samples analyzed. They were determined to be Italian in origin. Efforts hsve proven unfruitful to determine how narrow holes were in the back of the head of Eagle 1.
In completely unrelated news,
The First Lady reports her 9" Stilleto shoes are still missing.
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