My theories on AUTO CORRECT and its use of EBONICS

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Sa'ni's post. Feb 03, 2017 9:30am

Actually Ma'am, Auto Correct was devised by an individual whose native language is EBONICS. He figured since his teacher graded on a curve, he could level the playing field. So one day while sleeping on the bus he had a dream. He awoke two states away from home because he slept too long. The state's were DAZED and DISORIENTED.  But, I stray from the point. He got up, peed on a tree and got to work on the creation of  AUTO CORRECT. Today, no lie, whenever an  educated person, color unimportant,  writes a text, email, or whatever  while the Auto Correct feature  is turned on, the Text, etc, or  whatever arrived to the  destination /recipient, the Recipient  says, "You're text had so many errors,  I could barely understand it.  You should really proofread  before sending." The dream... I HAVE A DREAM  THAT ALL MEN WILL BE CREATED EQHAL.  U see EQHAL is the AUTO CORRECT  for EQUAL. Sorry MLK. CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY month